The Wears

The Wears came into town last night. now they're gone. But they'll be back on Monday after a 5 day vacation to Cozumel. the bastards. Jessica and Brandon. We call them the Wears because in college we called Jessica "The Wear." It was more suiting for the couple to take on her name as we had never called Brandon anything before he met Jess and we met him. Bonvillain! He protests. The Bonvillains! But that just isn't as fun as Wear. I guess I should point out that they are, in fact, not married. So legally each retains their own name. But they've been inseparable for 3 years. So it is fitting that they be referred to as one unit. I can't wait for them to get back. There will be more reporting on The Wears after their return visit.