Weekend Revelations
While I'm waiting for people to call me back I'll fill you in on a few things I learned this weekend.
1. My stepmother had a boob job. And liposuction. AND she's going back for more liposuction.
2. A two hour driving tour of the local golf course in the back of a eight passenger van is not conducive to politeness toward tour guide and/or the other seven passengers.
3. My sister/the bride is irritable that I've lost weight.
4. My other sister is a much better dancer than I am.
5. Gin is easily mistaken for water after a four-hour interstate drive.
6. According to a drunk and redfaced Mr. Jeffcoat, my dad is "So tight he squeaks when he walks."
7. Apparently my dad is now a smoker.
8. Ambien is a wonderful, wonderful drug.
1. My stepmother had a boob job. And liposuction. AND she's going back for more liposuction.
2. A two hour driving tour of the local golf course in the back of a eight passenger van is not conducive to politeness toward tour guide and/or the other seven passengers.
3. My sister/the bride is irritable that I've lost weight.
4. My other sister is a much better dancer than I am.
5. Gin is easily mistaken for water after a four-hour interstate drive.
6. According to a drunk and redfaced Mr. Jeffcoat, my dad is "So tight he squeaks when he walks."
7. Apparently my dad is now a smoker.
8. Ambien is a wonderful, wonderful drug.
posted by lauren at 6:16 PM
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