Fucking Salmon

While slamming back two cups of coffee like they were shots of vodka, I came across this. It never fails, every time I see anything about Spelling Bees my face gets hot and my throat starts closing up. You see, I still haven't forgiven myself for choking in the 2nd Grade Bee and misspelling "Salmon." I knew how to spell freaking SALMON! s-a-L-m-o-n. I could've won that thing. Damn. Damn. Damn.

Damn.

In other news, here's your image-of-the-divine sighting for the week.