could be better

Can someone please hit me in the face with a large mallet.

I've taken enough Ibprofen/Excedrin to make a small elephant go numb, and still my head keeps pounding.

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I keep seeing this when checking my hotmail... And we thought Twinkies were bad.

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Well, this weekend I'm headed to Houston for a full-out girls weekend with the fam. The thought of this is not making my head feel any better.