Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Question: Should I be concerned?

Evidence Item A: Last night as I am driving down Lake Shore Drive on the way home from work, seemingly going with the flow of traffic, a white USPS minivan with a glaring handicapped wheelchair decal goes blasting past me, weaving in and out of lanes until it rockets into the distance.

Evidence Item B: A commericial for the Chicago Food Depository keep coming on the TV. I keep hearing "Chicago Food Suppository" and whipping my head around towards the screen to figure out what the hell they are talking about until I see Chicago TV personalities leaning on grocery baskets full of canned green beans.