Sunday, January 30, 2005

ants

What do you do when a herd of ants swarms into your little orange purse that is sitting all nice and innocently on the bench in the living room?

Do you hose down that purse with Raid?

Because that's what I did.

Probably not a good idea in a one bedroom apartment.

Now I can't get the smell of Raid out. I've got the door open and it's freaking cold outside and lighting three sticks of my new "healing" incense does not even come close to helping.

Damn ants.

In other unrelated news I finally finished Infinite Jest. It took me 3 months. 1,079 pages. I feel like I should be given a celebratory gala or plaque or something.