IT'S OVER!

Thank the Lord.

Well, I'm back. Good times were had, as well as stressful. I'll give a full recount of the marital extravaganza later, but for now I'm looking forward to going home and unloading boxes full of hand-me-down kitchen shit that I didn't feel like getting out of the car last night.

ADDENDUM:
Does anyone have any good crockpot recipes?