The Juice is Loose

Is this for real? For a second there I thought I was reading The Onion. No words my friends, no words.

In other news, we've had a hella crazy few weeks at work. I'm broke, but I have completed nearly all of my holiday shopping. And in another I-heart-the-internets move, I've ordered all of my Thanksgiving meal groceries to be delivered to my apartment Monday night. Woop! Why Monday, you ask? That's because Tuesday we have an office karaoke party. That's right, a party, for work, involving karaoke. Right. Why not get the groceries Wednesday, you ask? That's because I am anal and want to make sure if they forget something, then I still have plenty of time to go to the store and buy it before Thursday. Otherwise, things could get really ugly.

Anyhoo. That's about it for today. I'll try to come up with something more profound to write about, but I'm not promising anything.

Thank you, that is all.