Needed: Halloween Costume Ideas

For Me and Mike.

We are currently considering K-Fed and Britney. However, it may be way to cold for wife beaters and flip flops. We have access to the following items:

*afro wig
*mullet wig
*bunny ears
*various hawaiian attire
*various Harley Davidson/pleather/S&M things (from the costume box I swear!)
*Mexican dress thing
*hippie wear -- ripped and patched jeans, shirt, blue lens glasses, orange flower pants
*Fudruckers uniform

Please note that we would like to spend a negligable amount of cash on these costumes. Our party is on Saturday night.

I'm opening up the discussion boards.