ballers

"I didn't play you Julie, I lied to you."
-Chris Daughtery, Winner Survivor Vanuatu

Mark Burnett is a genious.

I mean, can it get any better than the host skydiving AND then riding a motorcycle into the final vote count?

In other news, if you ever decide to go play basketball on Saturday afternoon at Tietze Park, beware of a couple of evil 7-year-old kids (more specifically a boy and a girl) that will take your basketball, give you wedgies, and basically kick your ass, in effect leaving you traumatized and afraid to ever go back there. ever.

That is all.