The Balls

Dodgeball is an intense sport.

My bones ache, my arms are limp, my neck is sore.

But man, it is worth it.

Tuesday night we had our second dodgeball game. We played a group of ridiculous muscle-head asshats that ended up sending one of our best players to the ER. Luckily, it was just a sprain.

The rest of us walked away with bruises and raspberries and sore rotators. Then we went to the bar. Team member Dirty Sanchez (yes our dodgeball team is also porn-themed) struck up a conversation with a guy at the counter. The man inquired about the details.

"We...ugh...play over at the Walt Disney elementary school," the sweatband-clad Sanchez replied.

Yes, we are a porn-themed dodgeball team that plays our games at an elementary school. With a blow-up doll mascot named Judy.

Yes.